In 2024, our gift to clients, friends, and suppliers was a mysterious box of tablets, accompanied by a instruction leaflet that read:
Therapeutic Indications:
Galactiv+ is an exclusive formulation designed for the beautification and visual amplification of treated objects.
Apply sparingly for an aesthetically refined effect.
Warnings:
Store in a cool, dry place, out of reach of children. In case of adverse reactions, consult a cat.